I totally can't think of a clever name...

rabioheab: imagine if we couldn’t choose our tattoos but were born with them and the things that...

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:04:08 +1000

imagine if we couldn’t choose our tattoos but were born with them and the things that our mothers did while they were pregnant influenced what they would be. imagine a baby born with a huge tattoo of the family guy cast on their back growing up and hating their parents for watching so much of that stupid show

thugkitchen: You don’t need a party to get down on some...

Thu, 16 May 2013 00:01:26 +1000

thugkitchen:

You don’t need a party to get down on some guacamole. Put it on a salad, taco, tostada, sandwich, whatever you want. Eat it with your hands. I don’t give a flying fuck. SNACK LIFE.

GRAPEFRUIT GUACAMOLE

5 ripe avocados

2 medium grapefruits or 1 big son of a bitch

¼ cup chopped cilantro

¼ cup chopped red onion

juice of 1 lime (about 2 tablespoons)

¼ teaspoon salt

Take the pit out of the avocados and scoop out all the green flesh into a large bowl. Mash it up with fork. I like my guacamole chunky but do what you gotta do. Cut the grapefruit up into segments like you would cut an orange. Remove the peel and cut the segments into pieces about the size of a nickel. Put all the grapefruit into the bowl with the avocado. Add the cilantro, red onion, lime juice, and salt and mix it all up. Taste it and add more shit until you like it. Serve immediately or chill it for a bit. I’m not gonna tell you how to eat guacamole, just follow your fucking heart.

eddie-the-coconut-head: tardisparkingonly: The Doctor’s name should be Justin Time. go home

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:55:28 +1000

eddie-the-coconut-head:

tardisparkingonly:

The Doctor’s name should be Justin Time.

go home

notsiskysbusiness: notsiskysbusiness: dude if you’re not supposed to shut down your laptop with...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:50:50 +1000

notsiskysbusiness:

notsiskysbusiness:

dude if you’re not supposed to shut down your laptop with the power button then whats the point in having a power button

to turn it on

you need the power button to turn the computer on

WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR: Etsy accused me of not assembling my synths by hand, demanded photos, and shutdown my shop (2/2)

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:43:00 +1000

WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR: Etsy accused me of not assembling my synths by hand, demanded photos, and shutdown my shop (2/2):

wtfbyrne:

Link to part one - http://tiny.cc/6mb3ww

—— ——- ——- ——- ——-
May 12, 2012
From: Etsy Marketplace Integrity
To: me

Hello,

This is (representative’s name) from Etsy’s Marketplace Integrity Team. Thank you for your interest in selling on Etsy.

Unfortunately, some of the…

What the Fuck is Brendan Byrne Doing?: Etsy accused me of not assembling my synths by hand, demanded photos, and shutdown my shop (1/2)

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:42:50 +1000

What the Fuck is Brendan Byrne Doing?: Etsy accused me of not assembling my synths by hand, demanded photos, and shutdown my shop (1/2):

wtfbyrne:

I’ve managed a shop on Etsy for the past 5 months selling electronic devices and synthesizers. I recently resigned from my job to pursue electronics design and fabrication.

Two days ago, my shop was unexpectedly CLOSED and I received an email stating that there was suspicion that I hadn’t…

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Wed, 15 May 2013 23:31:01 +1000

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Wed, 15 May 2013 23:30:53 +1000

saltandvinegarcrisps: i have an essay about uganda due tomorrow and this is all i have so far

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:28:13 +1000

saltandvinegarcrisps:

i have an essay about uganda due tomorrow and this is all i have so far

hey are u punk: starllex: one time i saw a girls bra strap. that was it. i was gone. i...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:18:35 +1000

hey are u punk: starllex: one time i saw a girls bra strap. that was it. i was gone. i...:

starllex:

one time i saw a girls bra strap. that was it. i was gone. i just couldnt focus anymore throughout the whole day because i saw it. all i could think about was bra strap. i went to a restauraunt and they asked what i wanted and the only words that came out of my were were “bra…

gregcohn: EFF: Who has your back?

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:11:20 +1000

gregcohn:

EFF: Who has your back?

darrynek: darrynek: i need to stop talking to myself so much no you don’t

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:08:10 +1000

darrynek:

darrynek:

i need to stop talking to myself so much

no you don’t

vaultdweller: Re-telling my Hannibal dream last night This was before he got in a Smart Car and...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:07:18 +1000

vaultdweller:

Re-telling my Hannibal dream last night

This was before he got in a Smart Car and drove off because Hannibal Lecter is apparently a secret environmentalist

turnabout: howto-kissdistinctly-american: This is relevant to...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:56:54 +1000

turnabout:

howto-kissdistinctly-american:

This is relevant to pretty much all of my interests.

Ha.

peppermintdegenerate: I hate when people make fun of people who work at McDonalds/Subway/wherever,...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:55:33 +1000

peppermintdegenerate:

I hate when people make fun of people who work at McDonalds/Subway/wherever, shut the fuck up, they’ve got a job, they’re doing honest work for honest pay, do you know how hard it is to get a job nowadays, leave them the fuck alone

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Wed, 15 May 2013 22:54:48 +1000

roger-explosion: From The Age website....

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:52:52 +1000

roger-explosion:

From The Age website. In-fucking-credible.

Seriously?

littlestbug: poutingly: angryfuckingvegan: Milk is not natural. Milk is not natural. Milk is not...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:51:21 +1000

littlestbug:

poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

i’m imagining him alone in his room with all the lights off, eyes wide open, rocking back and forth on his bed muttering this to himself

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Wed, 15 May 2013 22:50:51 +1000

wilwheaton: (via VectorBelly Webcomics)

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:22:23 +1000

wilwheaton:

(via VectorBelly Webcomics)