May162013

rabioheab:

imagine if we couldn’t choose our tattoos but were born with them and the things that our mothers did while they were pregnant influenced what they would be. imagine a baby born with a huge tattoo of the family guy cast on their back growing up and hating their parents for watching so much of that stupid show

12AM
thugkitchen: You don’t need a party to get down on some guacamole. Put it on a salad, taco, tostada, sandwich, whatever you want. Eat it with your hands. I don’t give a flying fuck. SNACK LIFE.   GRAPEFRUIT GUACAMOLE 5 ripe avocados 2 medium grapefruits or 1 big son of a bitch ¼ cup chopped cilantro ¼ cup chopped red onion juice of 1 lime (about 2 tablespoons) ¼ teaspoon salt Take the pit out of the avocados and scoop out all the green flesh into a large bowl. Mash it up with fork. I like my guacamole chunky but do what you gotta do. Cut the grapefruit up into segments like you would cut an orange. Remove the peel and cut the segments into pieces about the size of a nickel. Put all the grapefruit into the bowl with the avocado. Add the cilantro, red onion, lime juice, and salt and mix it all up. Taste it and add more shit until you like it. Serve immediately or chill it for a bit. I’m not gonna tell you how to eat guacamole, just follow your fucking heart. 

thugkitchen:

You don’t need a party to get down on some guacamole. Put it on a salad, taco, tostada, sandwich, whatever you want. Eat it with your hands. I don’t give a flying fuck. SNACK LIFE.

 

GRAPEFRUIT GUACAMOLE

5 ripe avocados

2 medium grapefruits or 1 big son of a bitch

¼ cup chopped cilantro

¼ cup chopped red onion

juice of 1 lime (about 2 tablespoons)

¼ teaspoon salt

Take the pit out of the avocados and scoop out all the green flesh into a large bowl. Mash it up with fork. I like my guacamole chunky but do what you gotta do. Cut the grapefruit up into segments like you would cut an orange. Remove the peel and cut the segments into pieces about the size of a nickel. Put all the grapefruit into the bowl with the avocado. Add the cilantro, red onion, lime juice, and salt and mix it all up. Taste it and add more shit until you like it. Serve immediately or chill it for a bit. I’m not gonna tell you how to eat guacamole, just follow your fucking heart. 

(via roger-explosion)
May152013

eddie-the-coconut-head:

tardisparkingonly:

The Doctor’s name should be Justin Time.

go home

(via thatpunnyguy)

11PM

notsiskysbusiness:

notsiskysbusiness:

dude if you’re not supposed to shut down your laptop with the power button then whats the point in having a power button

to turn it on

you need the power button to turn the computer on

(via fartgallery)

11PM

WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR: Etsy accused me of not assembling my synths by hand, demanded photos, and shutdown my shop (2/2)

wtfbyrne:

Link to part one - http://tiny.cc/6mb3ww

—— ——- ——- ——- ——-
May 12, 2012
From: Etsy Marketplace Integrity
To: me

Hello,

This is (representative’s name) from Etsy’s Marketplace Integrity Team. Thank you for your interest in selling on Etsy.

Unfortunately, some of the…

11PM

What the Fuck is Brendan Byrne Doing?: Etsy accused me of not assembling my synths by hand, demanded photos, and shutdown my shop (1/2)

wtfbyrne:

I’ve managed a shop on Etsy for the past 5 months selling electronic devices and synthesizers. I recently resigned from my job to pursue electronics design and fabrication.

Two days ago, my shop was unexpectedly CLOSED and I received an email stating that there was suspicion that I hadn’t…

11PM

(Source: xaiwalker, via vaultdweller)
11PM

(Source: foxfactor, via fartgallery)
11PM

saltandvinegarcrisps:

i have an essay about uganda due tomorrow and this is all i have so far

image

(via vaultdweller)

11PM

hey are u punk: starllex: one time i saw a girls bra strap. that was it. i was gone. i...

starllex:

one time i saw a girls bra strap. that was it. i was gone. i just couldnt focus anymore throughout the whole day because i saw it. all i could think about was bra strap. i went to a restauraunt and they asked what i wanted and the only words that came out of my were were “bra…

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